Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Wanhin has sent you an Awkward Valentine!‏
From: Wanhin (wanhin001@hotmail.com)
Sent: 11 November 2009 00: 29AM
To: tohjanice@live.com

Hello Janice,

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Sincerely,
-Johnny The Awkward Cupid

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Because romance is SO last year
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Wednesday, November 4, 2009



And this is so sweet: http://www.bakerella.com/wedding-cake-pops/

Sunday, November 1, 2009

Life goes on.....

It's the start of another 2-week posting.. In IMH! Hooray.
  • No more doctors who come around setting plugs/changing PEGs and as a result they end up messing the place, the patient, the bed, and then proceed to continue with whatever business they have. Leaving the patient lying there on his dirty bed linen in his bloody/soiled clothing until someone (note: nurse) notices and cleans up after the doc left his/her shit around. FRUSTRATING. I mean, is it so difficult to help that poor guy in bed to wear his diapers back proper? Or even pull up his pants for him or button up his pajamas top for him? Or even to just clear the damn rubbish (syringes, used gauze, used swabs, plastic wrappers, disposable kidney dishes) when they're done? Don't these doctors wipe their smelly asses after they're done pooping? Or do they secretly walk around with shit in their pants? Because they seem to give off a fucked up vibe.
Wheee!

Friday, October 30, 2009

Be nice to your nurse. She doesn't get to decide whether or not you get an IV, but she *does* decide what size and where it goes.
-Emergency Room Nurse

Sunday, October 25, 2009

Let it go, let it be


Don't waste all your emotion on this tit-for-tat machine.

Thursday, October 22, 2009

A Story Of Love
A photo documentary about a couple of 40 years.
Warning: Tears (or at least a bout of sadness) ensue.

Sunday, October 18, 2009

Attachment starts tomorrow.
Attachment starts tomorrow.
Attachment starts tomorrow.
Attachment starts tomorrow.
Attachment starts tomorrow.
Attachment starts tomorrow.
Attachment starts tomorrow.
Attachment starts tomorrow.
Attachment starts tomorrow.
Attachment starts tomorrow.
Attachment starts tomorrow.
Attachment starts tomorrow...



Nooooo this is so unrealllll.

CHAO JI BAI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vkyPGw718Y
Watch it :D
(I promise it's not some lame shit ah beng video)

Friday, October 16, 2009

Awesome show.

It isn't the same watching Who's Line Is It Anyway? without you.

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Last sem, I went on attachment during the last 4 weeks of school, had exams, then 3 more weeks of attachment.
This sem, I'm having another 4 weeks of posting on the first 4 weeks of school.

That equates to:
4 weeks KK + 2 weeks exam + 3 weeks TTSH + 4 weeks holidays (!!) + 2 weeks TTSH + 2 weeks IHM = What on earth was D***s thinking??

We're gonna need some of this.